by Travis T. & the Missing Heat
This is a song adapting a poem from Clive James. The song is sung monotone, because failed doomsday global warming is just plain boring, and a boring subject for a song. The brass section is supposed to sound like someone laughing. And lastly, my name is derived from a famous quote of the climategate emails.
Source, lyrics and acknowledgement:
https://travistjones.bandcamp.com/track/global-warming-catastrophe